As I was working last night on possible dance motifs for the next Parish Nursing Ministries Symposium, there was a loud crashing noise and breaking glass.
Had a picture fallen off the wall? No - the sound of impact was too distinct - it was definitely the front door ...
.. an unexpected visitor had done a remodelling job.
The baseball bat (the likely cause of damage) sculpted a passable dove shape.
Thank God for the police who came round - though there was little they could do about catching anyone - and for my kind neighbour David, who gave me a large board to fill the gap and gave his time to fix it.
Glamorous it isn't ... But thanks David!